I did this last year and had so much fun it was ridiculous.
Here's what happens: Email me your phone number (and no I'm not gonna give it to anybody or sell it or anything you're completely safe and I promise I'll delete it after Christmas) and if I call you, you'll be able to hear stuff in the background that might give you some clues as to where I am. All you have to do is guess where I'm calling you from.
Last year I called folks from a submarine, a zoo, a playground, a spaceship and a farm. I gave away more stuff. If I call you and you guess where I am you'll win a DVD or a mug with me on it, a 5MWW Clock, a Wichita T-shirt, tickets to festivals, coupons for free Purity milk and ice cream, sausage and biscuits or some Reesee Cups or 10 of your favorite candy bars or a month's supply of grits. I'm gonna do it from now until Christmas.
Send me your number if you want me to call. Or call me and leave it on the answering machine. (Be sure and let me know what time is good for you, a 2/3 hour window, and what country and time zone you're in. Last year I called a lady in Viet Nam and she wanted a turtle and a shoe horn... I think.)
Send it to: WichitaRutherford at gmail dot com
Or call me at: 206-339-5MWW (5699)